Why it’s good to be a night-creeper:
I heard a loud bang at 1:00 am and a car speeding off. I took a little peek to make sure no one was shotgunned in the street, only to find the neighbors’ front lawn on fire. I think it was a few dipshit kids shooting roman candles into peoples’ yards.
So I stampeded into the kitchen and filled a tupperware from the tap, somehow not waking the Nazgul disguised as an infant nearby. The amount of water wasn’t enough, so I figured the neighbors probably needed a heads-up. What I found was maybe just a little more dangerous than a burning bush. Their front door was unlocked and not even fully closed at that. I tried flicking on some lights, but that didn’t work. I had to yell a few times “Hello?! I’m your neighbor! There’s a fire in your yard! Don’t shoot me, okay? I’m going to run into your kitchen and get some water! Don’t shoot, okay?”
They got up, and we put out the fire.
The moral: “Sometimes it’s good to have creepy, nocturnal people living next to you.”
Had a taste of Nostalgia in a bottle in the form of Brain Wash. I’m not sure how to properly describe drinking it, so I’ll just say that it has jalapeno oil in it and has about as much bite in it as ginger beer. That, and it’ll color the inside of your mouth worse than chewing on a blue marker.
Okay, if you’re not responsible enough to read a damn price tag then you have no reason to get pissy if the price isn’t what you wanted.
Ohh, you think darkness is your ally….
Thought I might try making random shirts…?
There was a point to this one, but I procrastinated to the point of not remembering what it was.
add Popeye to Super Smash Brothers
Nah, add Shadow the Hedgehog to Super Smash Brothers!
Also it’d be cool if we could customize it so I can play as my original character Shade the Hedgehog! He’s totally faster than Shadow and can use shadow powers! Also we need Goku in Smash Brothers and maybe have a game that mixes Dragon Ball Z with Pokemon!
I have so many good ideas….
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I’m tempted to draw each one.
"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.
Is this how they make yogurt for men
If not for the fact it would hurt my job, I would have no problem waving this image in the faces of all those stuck-up pricks who can’t believe I don’t like yogurt.
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