Disruptionist

Apr 12

Why it’s good to be a night-creeper:

I heard a loud bang at 1:00 am and a car speeding off. I took a little peek to make sure no one was shotgunned in the street, only to find the neighbors’ front lawn on fire. I think it was a few dipshit kids shooting roman candles into peoples’ yards.
So I stampeded into the kitchen and filled a tupperware from the tap, somehow not waking the Nazgul disguised as an infant nearby. The amount of water wasn’t enough, so I figured the neighbors probably needed a heads-up. What I found was maybe just a little more dangerous than a burning bush. Their front door was unlocked and not even fully closed at that. I tried flicking on some lights, but that didn’t work. I had to yell a few times “Hello?! I’m your neighbor! There’s a fire in your yard! Don’t shoot me, okay? I’m going to run into your kitchen and get some water! Don’t shoot, okay?”
They got up, and we put out the fire.
The moral: “Sometimes it’s good to have creepy, nocturnal people living next to you.”

Apr 05

Had a taste of Nostalgia in a bottle in the form of Brain Wash. I’m not sure how to properly describe drinking it, so I’ll just say that it has jalapeno oil in it and has about as much bite in it as ginger beer. That, and it’ll color the inside of your mouth worse than chewing on a blue marker. 

Mar 28

Okay, if you’re not responsible enough to read a damn price tag then you have no reason to get pissy if the price isn’t what you wanted.

Mar 25
Mar 13
get-elain-a-horse:

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

Hi y’all. its been a while and I still don’t have enough notes for a horse :( please help a lady out :)

get-elain-a-horse:

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

Hi y’all. its been a while and I still don’t have enough notes for a horse :( please help a lady out :)

Mar 11
Ohh, you think darkness is your ally….

Ohh, you think darkness is your ally….

Mar 11
Thought I might try making random shirts…?

Thought I might try making random shirts…?

Mar 11
the-gremlin-man:

Guess what I’m watching…

the-gremlin-man:

Guess what I’m watching…

Mar 11
the-gremlin-man:

Strangle Me Elmo.

the-gremlin-man:

Strangle Me Elmo.

Mar 11
There was a point to this one, but I procrastinated to the point of not remembering what it was.

There was a point to this one, but I procrastinated to the point of not remembering what it was.

Mar 10

toastradamus:

add Popeye to Super Smash Brothers

Nah, add Shadow the Hedgehog to Super Smash Brothers!
Also it’d be cool if we could customize it so I can play as my original character Shade the Hedgehog! He’s totally faster than Shadow and can use shadow powers! Also we need Goku in Smash Brothers and maybe have a game that mixes Dragon Ball Z with Pokemon!

I have so many good ideas….

Mar 10
Mar 05
I’m tempted to draw each one.Weird

I’m tempted to draw each one.
Weird

Mar 05
angelinthemarble:

revscarecrow:

unisexbathrobe:

OOPS

"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.

Is this how they make yogurt for men

If not for the fact it would hurt my job, I would have no problem waving this image in the faces of all those stuck-up pricks who can’t believe I don’t like yogurt.

angelinthemarble:

revscarecrow:

unisexbathrobe:

OOPS

"OOPS" is not an appropriate reaction to a sperm/yogurt mixup.

Is this how they make yogurt for men

If not for the fact it would hurt my job, I would have no problem waving this image in the faces of all those stuck-up pricks who can’t believe I don’t like yogurt.

Mar 04