Disruptionist

Jul 22
I just…. I don’t know why I did this.

I just…. I don’t know why I did this.

Jul 12

Remember, it’s never polite to use Snape as an insult. You might be talking to a Snape.

Jul 12

Careful when you go swimming, you wouldn’t want to get bitten by a Snape.

Jul 12
Weedgeta says"I’m the prince of all six Saiyans…. I’m the prince of six. That would be the coolest name for a band or something. ‘Check out the newest album from Prince of Six. The bass is AMAZING’  …. Yeah, that would be awesome."

Weedgeta says
"I’m the prince of all six Saiyans…. I’m the prince of six. That would be the coolest name for a band or something. ‘Check out the newest album from Prince of Six. The bass is AMAZING’  …. Yeah, that would be awesome."

Jul 10

SSL Error?



For some inexplicable reason, Google Chrome is refusing to let me go on any websites other than the obscure ones I never visit anyway. So I decided to report the issue as follows:

Unfortunately it would appear that a large portion of the internet has been taken out and replaced by evil copies, kind of like in that Body-Snatcher film. Thankfully Chrome was able to prevent those alien-possessed websites from stealing any information I might have on my laptop. God knows I wouldn’t want to lose my nude photos of Martha Stewart. Now THAT would be evil.

Anyhow, I’m hoping that you’ll do your best in stopping the aliens from taking over and stealing our porn.

ps: It’s just an SSL Error, but I figured you could use a bit of entertainment.”

Here’s hoping something gets done about it.

Jun 03

And now for something that won’t make sense!

rants-made-of-ants:

So when some awesome friends of mine kidnapped let me join them in watching Maleficent in the theater, I thought I’d smuggle in something to share (admit it, you do it all the time). I figured a large bag of gummy worms wouldn’t draw too much attention from the staff (who probably didn’t care anyway) if I wore my pants with the side pockets.
We get to the theater and I say “One sec, I need to hide this in my smuggling pants like Han Solo”, to which one of them replied, “I’m not eating anything from your pants.”
So yeah, we went to see the movie about horny-headed Angelina Jolie while eating the Han Solo out of my pants.

Movie was good, by the way.

May 28

lovelylazerlady:

I’ve been waiting for this video

I used to play this game as a kid. It was exactly what you see here.

May 09

True Fact #2:

Around the time the time Spiderman 2 came out, my mom had a spider bite on her back. When asked what she’d do if she got superpowers, she answered, “I’d rob a bank.”

May 09
Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Gary Busey."Whoever wins…. Actually, it doesn’t matter. Gary Busey will eat whoever loses."

Alien Vs. Predator Vs. Gary Busey.
"Whoever wins…. Actually, it doesn’t matter. Gary Busey will eat whoever loses."

May 08

Nicknames I for Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate:

Jack-rabbit

Worm-fuck

Mouth in the Sand

Superboat

Tony Stark

May 08
May 08
INCEPTION

INCEPTION

May 04
Attack on Triton

Attack on Triton

Apr 12

Why it’s good to be a night-creeper:

I heard a loud bang at 1:00 am and a car speeding off. I took a little peek to make sure no one was shotgunned in the street, only to find the neighbors’ front lawn on fire. I think it was a few dipshit kids shooting roman candles into peoples’ yards.
So I stampeded into the kitchen and filled a tupperware from the tap, somehow not waking the Nazgul disguised as an infant nearby. The amount of water wasn’t enough, so I figured the neighbors probably needed a heads-up. What I found was maybe just a little more dangerous than a burning bush. Their front door was unlocked and not even fully closed at that. I tried flicking on some lights, but that didn’t work. I had to yell a few times “Hello?! I’m your neighbor! There’s a fire in your yard! Don’t shoot me, okay? I’m going to run into your kitchen and get some water! Don’t shoot, okay?”
They got up, and we put out the fire.
The moral: “Sometimes it’s good to have creepy, nocturnal people living next to you.”

Apr 05

Had a taste of Nostalgia in a bottle in the form of Brain Wash. I’m not sure how to properly describe drinking it, so I’ll just say that it has jalapeno oil in it and has about as much bite in it as ginger beer. That, and it’ll color the inside of your mouth worse than chewing on a blue marker.